The entire text of the story is found in the caption directly under the title on this page – “There comes a time in every man’s life when he dreams of being alone with a very naked woman.” The next four pages go on to depict this naked woman writhing around in her arboreal setting, eventually getting eaten by a snail.

(Heavy Metal issue #73, April 1983 – Page 64 Crisalida by Maroto)