This is legitimately one of the more cringe-worthy pages I’ve ever seen in the pages of Heavy Metal. It also highlights the reason why you shouldn’t get into fights if you have any prominent piercings. I had a friend in college who told me that piercings were the first things he aimed for when he got in a fight.

(Heavy Metal issue #220, September 2005 – Page 31 Glam & Comet: The Lord of the Rings by Riff and Abuli)