Valentina’s armor qualifies as the least functional suit of armor ever; I really dig the little curved piece that covers the groin and only sort of protects the buttcrack. Of course, she looks good in it while she takes on a group of armored beings that turn out to be nothing but empty suits of armor.

(Heavy Metal issue #81, December 1983 – Page 19 Valentina the Pirate by Crepax)