And then there is this story, about these two budding boys who are all dressed up for the Festival of Dionysus in Rome. The whole story leads to them figuring out that olive oil makes wonderful lube, which was OF COURSE a gift from the Dionysus.

I have to admit that I was not expecting this. It’s two young teenagers of indeterminate age and obviously on the cusp of pubescence who want to explore what their bodies can do with their best friend. Yay for the positive spin on homosexual exploration. Still, kind of problematic to show that much graphic detail. But they did it anyway.

(Heavy Metal issue #183, September 1999 – Page 61 The God’s Brilliant Idea by Monti)