So the story goes that the man goes out to find the turtle, spies the neighbor girl masturbating in her bed, she catches him and pulls him into the room to have sex, he passes out and then….

Yeah, there’s sex with the neighbor’s daughter, but she initiated it after catching him engaging in non-consensual voyeurism. It’s a complex web, but that turtle joke is pretty good.

(Heavy Metal Erotic Special #2, Summer 2002- Page 62 Turtle Necking by Altuna)